Thinking about snorting a few lines of coke in hopes that I can get a house call from Doctor Drew. The good doctor has recently replaced Jon Stewart as my number one crush. God I'm getting old or something. I went from a top three of Clive Owen, Jake Gyllenhaal (can anyone, including Jake, spell that last name?) and Brad Pitt to Doctor Drew, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
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