Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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Wednesday
May292013

Mom Tutorial: How To Score Alone Time In The Bathroom (Guaranteed to Work!)

Be careful what you do with this video. The information contained within is powerful and could ruin it for all of us if in the wrong hands.

Reader Comments (10)

LMAO the only thing that makes my work day tolerable, reading and watching The Girl Who. Thanks Monica, I so needed that. My belly hurts from laughing and I am sure my coworkers are wondering what the hell. Still LOL

May 29, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTR

Well, that's just about the nicest thing I've heard all month. Especially nice seeing as how many workplaces block this site for being "tasteless and offensive." Glad you're here!

May 29, 2013 | Registered CommenterMonicaBielanko

Awesome. Just plain old awesome. And the grape in the toilet cracked me right up.

May 29, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJen

Your a Genius !

May 29, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterUtah L

LOL, that was awesome!

May 29, 2013 | Unregistered Commenteramy

Sour Guts!! The mother of invention comes through again. You guys are hilarious with or without the sound.Henry has quite a vocabulary. I love that relaxed department store music in the background. haha...I thought the frosting was an element of deception. Hmm,,,I wonder if the size of the whoopie cushion impacts the pitch of the expulsion. Anyway, that was fun. Are those muckalucks on your feet?

May 30, 2013 | Unregistered Commentergina

That video was PURE GENIUS! Best cinematic work I've seen in a long time! LOVE IT! :)

May 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFanannie

So funny, had to watch it twice! Genius!

May 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Mary

Those mukluks look perty worn out Monica, are those the ones I gave you for Christmas 2 years ago? A few holes in the toes eh? Well....I know what someone is getting for Christmas THIS year....hehe. LOVED Henry and "sour guts"....You are truly a nutty gal.

May 31, 2013 | Unregistered Commentermama

Totally awesome!!!

June 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterNika

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