GOD. The original thumbnail for this video looked like I was about to drunkenly give some dude a blow job. This one ain't much better but it's all I've got so work with me, people. I'm trying something new here.
P.S. Okay. FINE! Here is the blow job thumbnail but only because I care about you and only in size small as I'm certain it will be used against me later on the internet and, as is the case when giving a blow job, smaller will be less painful for me.
P.P.S. You're welcome.