Serge: We need more sippy cups!
Me: We have, like, five.
Serge: But they're all always dirty when you're home.
Me: That's because we use them. That's what you're supposed to do.
Serge: What I do is I use the same one all day, washing it every time Violet finishes using it. That way, they aren't always all dirty.
Me: According to that logic we only need one sippy cup then, right?
Serge: Uh. Wait. No. Nevermind...
Serge: It's so bright. Why is it always so bright here?
Me: What do you mean 'here'?
Serge: Here in Utah. It's so bright.
Me: See that thing there? That big thing in the sky? It's called the sun.
Serge: It's way too bright.
Me: IT'S THE SUN