Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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Wednesday
Jan262011

My Doctor Knows My Drapes Don't Match My Carpet But Soon He'll Be The Only One

It strikes me as the same concept as drinking a glass of wine or two while pregnant. Most doctors will tell you it’s safe. But you’ll find people that will tell you that glass of beer? It will surely give your baby Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. And then they’ll yell at you for eating deli meats and hey! You! Baby killer using the artificial sweetener in your decaf coffee! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I’ll bet that isn’t even decaf! Is that ANOTHER Diet Coke you’re drinking? You know it has caffeine in it, don’t you?

Is it safe to dye or bleach your hair while pregnant? Will you? It's what I'm babbling about today.

*Also! Exciting photos of my biggest hair donts!