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Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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Transmissions From The Road

"Whoa! Watch it! You're such a shitty driver!"
"That's bullshit! My brain just works faster than yours. I'm four or five moves ahead of you is all."
"That's bullshit. Your brain works faster than mine? That's, like, the worst thing you can say to someone. Basically you're calling me retarded."
"No. I just mean, things freak you out when I'm driving because they seem to come out of nowhere. In reality, I've seen them, have anticipated them and am several moves ahead of you."
"I've driven a tour van across the country several times. You are not a better driver."
"Shut up."
"You shut up."
"Are you hungry?"