Mother of god. Must we monitor this couples' every step?
"This just in, Angelina farted!"
"First on The Insider! The. Hottest. Couple. On. The. Planet. Photographed walking!
"This is THE hotel where "Brangelina" slept last month!
MAKE IT STOP!
We get it! They're together. They have sex. She's having a baby. It's been done... by gazillions of folks!
By the by, I've just filed papers to change my last name to Bielanko-Pitt. Is that weird?