Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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Saturday
Dec102005

Concerning Cockroaches

"Do you think it's bad if you eat a cockroach?"

"Huh?"

"I just fixed up my coffee and I found this dried, little, roach body floating in it."

"Gross!"

"Don't people in some countries eat chocolate covered cockroaches?"

"I've heard of chocolate covered grasshoppers."

"Well, maybe this would be a coffee delicacy somewhere in the world."

"What.. are you auditioning for Fear Factor? Just fix up another mug!"

"But I'm already back in bed."

"S'your body..."

"Awwww!"

"What?"

"There's another one!"

"You should really brew another pot."

"Yeah, yeah... I'm going."

Reader Comments (10)

Ok that is so gross! My first apartment had roaches, you turn the lights on and they scurry! YUCKY POODLES! Then when you move, so you don't move the roaches with you, you have to bag EVERYTHING up so they will DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Good luck with that! :)
December 10, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJen
Uh-ever hear of an exterminator?
December 10, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterDizzle
you have exterminated, right monica? how long is it suppose to keep them away? Do these guys guarantee their work? What the hell!
December 11, 2005 | Unregistered Commentermama
Exterminator? What's that?
December 11, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterMonica
nevermind
December 11, 2005 | Unregistered Commentermama
So rude. I've been reading your blog. You come off as very selfish self centered person. Its all about you isn't it?
December 11, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterDizzle
Ah ... it's her blog, so yeah, I would expect it to be all about her. I don't see the problem.
December 11, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterLaura
What Laura said..

I'm rude? Must I indicate sarcasm with stars or asterisks? Yikes..

*You're comment "Dizzle" was like, so totally insightful and stuff*
December 11, 2005 | Registered CommenterMonicaBielanko
Thanks for commenting on my blog! I love your layout. About cockroaches... there are few things in this world that I hate more. Truly. I grew up in Florida and cockraches are inevitable. They give me the willies. Good luck with that.
December 12, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterLeah Vanessa
ms, mr, dizzle ma shizzle whatever you are."I've been reading your blog" Why? You don't like it? See ya!! go start your own haters club. Like they said before...it is about her, it's her blog asswipe!
December 12, 2005 | Unregistered Commenterjoyce

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