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Hear Me Roar! And Stuff

Swear to God, just as I was writing this Serge said (in a tone indicating a cancer diagnosis) that he was getting sick.

"Oh no. This is not good. My throat is scratchy. This is NOT GOOD. It's scratchy!"

*Sniff. Sniff.*

"And my nose feels stuffy."

*Sniff. Sniff.*

Dudes are such pussies. I see your scratchy throat (he's already in bed for the night) and raise you a full-blown flu while throwing a birthday party. And also? Human beings. Out of my vagina. Tearing.


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