Monica Bielanko
That's What She Said
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Nipples! Now That I Have Your Attention...

How about areolas! And Montgomery's tubercles!

You totally want me.
Nipples like Tootsie Rolls. Areolas the size of dinner plates. Seriously. I’m talking you could eat Grandma’s pot roast, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn and green beans offa these bad boys.
That's what I'm babbling about today.